My Action Arcade Wrestling Results (Fri.Jul.W2.18)

Action Arcade Wrestling

Friday.July.Week 2.2018

Retro Arena

ACTION ARCADE WRESTLING CHAMPIONS

AAW WORLD CHAMPION: The Mandhandler

AAW NATIONAL CHAMPION: Rockin' Ronnie

AAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Krimson Klaw & Dexter Parker

CHRIS DANGER: "It looks like The Danger's opponent tonight is not a typical one, folks. But you know what they say, variety is the spice of life, and tonight's spice just happens to be metallic and full of circuits."

"The Suplexi-Tron 5000 is known for its mechanical prowess. My least favorite thing. But hey, I've tangled with all sorts of characters and tonight won't be any different. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve and by tricks, I mean some good old Chris Danger charisma. You can't calculate that with algorithms, can you?"

"You know I'm always full of surprises. I might hit a Taste of Danger or pull off a move so unpredictable, not even a supercomputer could see it coming. The element of surprise is my secret weapon, and tonight, that robot is in for a wild ride!"

"To my fans, get ready for another Danger showing like you've never seen before. And to Suplexi-Tron 5000, good luck keeping up with the unpredictable chaos that is The Danger. You might be programmed for wrestling, but Danger? Danger is programmed to always be one step ahead of you!”

(Meanwhile...)

SUPLEXI-TRON 5000: "Greetings. I am designed to analyze and adapt to various opponents, regardless of their unpredictability. Christopher Danger's human attributes will be factored into my strategy. My mechanical prowess is optimized for optimal performance in the wrestling ring."

"I am equipped with advanced sensors, allowing me to assess my opponent's movements and respond with calculated precision. My strength and agility are finely tuned to execute a wide range of wrestling maneuvers. I am programmed to maximize efficiency in the pursuit of victory."

"My programming accounts for a variety of potential scenarios. While Christopher Danger may employ unconventional tactics, I am designed to adapt and respond strategically. Probability calculations are continuously updated during the match, ensuring optimal decision-making in real-time."

"To my supporters, your confidence in my capabilities is appreciated. I am programmed to deliver a performance that showcases my technical prowess. To Christopher Danger, prepare to face a competitor driven by logic and precision. The outcome of this match has been computed."

MATCH #1

Normal Match

Suplexi-Tron 5000 vs Chris Danger

WINNER: Chris Danger

Method: Submission

Finish: Trailer Hitch/Leg Scissors on Arm

JADEN NEWMAN: "I'm pumped! Brian Pillman Jr. is no joke! He's got that wrestling legacy running through his veins. But you know what? I'm all about challenges and tonight, I'm bringing my A-game. Get ready for a match that's gonna have the crowd on their feet."

"Pillman and me, we're different in that ring, you know? I'm all about that high-flying, fast-paced action. I'll be zipping around the ring, hitting him from angles he doesn't see coming. It's going to be a clash of styles, and I'm ready to show why my way is the future."

"Get ready for a roller coaster. I'm going to give you a performance you won't forget. And Pillman, buddy, hope you've been doing your cardio because you're gonna need it. This match is going to be fast, it's going to be furious and when it's all said and done, they'll be talking about Jaden Newman."

"I'm not big on making predictions but I can promise you this – when that final bell rings, whether I win or lose, I'm leaving everything in that ring. Brian Pillman Jr., prepare for a battle because tonight, Jaden Newman is here to make a statement!"

BRIAN PILLMAN JR.: "It's always an exciting opportunity to step into the ring with a talented competitor like Jaden Newman. I've watched his journey, and I respect what he brings to the table. But tonight, it's about proving why I'm one of the rising stars in this business."

"Jaden's got some impressive moves in his arsenal. But you see, I know a thing or two about countering high-flying tactics. I've got the fundamentals down and tonight, I'll showcase why wrestling runs in my blood."

"Get ready for a hell of a show. You're going to see a collision in that ring. And to Jaden Newman, let's make it a match to remember. But remember this, when the bell rings, it's business and I'm here to get the job done. May the best man win, but tonight, that best man is going to be me."

MATCH #2

Normal Match

Brian Pillman Jr. vs Jaden Newman

WINNER: Jaden Newman

Method: Pinfall

Finish: Fisherman Suplex

LIVEWIRE: "Tonight's gonna be one wild ride, let me tell you! I mean, Livewire versus Shannon “THE ANGEL” Faith? Talk about mixing it up! But you know what they say, diversity is the spice of life and tonight's match is going to be one spicy, neon-infused spectacle!"

"It's all about embracing our differences. My style's all about energy, lights, and music and I plan to bring that same energy to the ring. Expect some flashy moves, maybe a little dance break mid-match – who knows? I'm here to entertain, and tonight's show is going to be like nothing you've seen before."

"To my rave fam, get ready to cheer your hearts out! Tonight's all about unity and I feel the love from each and every one of you. And to Shannon, let's make this a match for the ages. I respect you but get ready to experience the rave revolution in the ring. It's going to be a party!"

SHANNON “THE ANGEL” FAITH:"Livewire, while our styles may differ, I believe in staying true to who I am. I'll bring a sense of grace and determination into the ring. Wrestling is about adapting to different challenges and tonight, I'll showcase that strength can be found in humility and resilience."

"Thank you to my faithful followers for standing by me every step of this journey. Tonight may be a different kind of challenge but your prayers and encouragement mean the world to me. And to Livewire, let's make this a match that reflects the diversity of the human spirit. May we find common ground in the pursuit of excellence."

MATCH #3

Normal Match

Livewire vs Shannon “THE ANGEL” Faith

WINNER: Shannon “THE ANGEL” Faith

Method: Pinfall

Finish: Sidewalk Slam

INTERVIEWER: "Tonight, we've got an extraordinary Six-Man Tag Team Match, featuring a unique trio of Biohazard, K-FaY13E and Codename: “Scales”. What are your thoughts going into this match against Tatanka, Colt Cabana and Luchasaurus?"

(Biohazard stands stoically, towering over the interviewer, emanating a radioactive aura of intimidation. He doesn't say a word but flexes his muscles, signaling readiness for the impending battle. K-FaY13E, shrouded in mystery, speaks in cryptic whispers. Codename: “Scales” hisses and snarls, his eyes fixed on the camera.)

INTERVIEWER: "The opposing team brings a mix of personalities and styles. How do you plan to counter their unique approaches?"

(Biohazard nods, indicating a simple yet effective strategy. K-FaY13E utters undecipherable whispers. Codename: “Scales” unleashes another hiss, a primal expression of dominance, emphasizing the team's predatory nature.)

INTERVIEWER: "Any messages for your opponents and the fans before the match?"

(Biohazard raises a clenched fist, a symbol of solidarity and determination. K-FaY13E again utters silent whispers and Codename: “Scales” lets out a guttural roar, echoing through the room, leaving a lingering sense of primal intensity.)

INTERVIEWER: "Do you have any predictions for the outcome of tonight's match?"

(Biohazard stares intensely at the camera, leaving the prediction unsaid. K-FaY13E nods and Codename: “Scales” hisses once more, a haunting sound that echoes as the unconventional trio prepares for the looming Six-Man Tag Team match.)

TATANKA: "We've got a diverse group here tonight. But let me tell you, we're a team forged in the fires of experience. The spirits of our ancestors will guide us and together, we're ready to face whatever radioactive darkness or reptilian challenges come our way."

COLT CABANA: "You know, wrestling is about fun and facing this unique team is going to be one heck of a show! But don't let the fun-loving demeanor fool you – we've got the skills and experience to take on any challenge!"

LUCHASAURUS: "Tonight, it's not just about size or strength. We bring a unique blend of agility, power and a whole lot of fan support. Our opponents may be unconventional but in the end, the roar of the crowd will be our victory chant."

TATANKA: "We've faced all sorts of challenges in our careers and tonight's no different. We're going to stick to our game plan, rely on each other's strengths and bring the fight to them. They might be mysterious but we're a team with heart and tradition on our side."

COLT CABANA: "Unorthodox, you say? Well, that's what makes wrestling beautiful! We'll adapt, we'll survive!"

LUCHASAURUS: "They may be...whatever they are, but so are we. We're a force to be reckoned with. Tonight, our combined strength will overcome whatever they throw at us. Only the strongest survive. Get ready for a Jurassic beatdown!"

MATCH #4

Six-Man Tag Team Match

Biohazard, K-FaY13E & Codename: “Scales” vs Tatanka, Colt Cabana & Luchasaurus

WINNERS: Tatanka, Colt Cabana & Luchasaurus

Method: Pinfall from Luchasaurus on K-FaY13E

Finish: Jackknife Powerbomb

JUVENTUD GUERRERA: "Finally, they've brought in someone worthy of sharing the ring with 'The Juice'! Ultimo Dragon, you're a legend, but tonight is about proving that legends are meant to be surpassed. I've got the skills that will leave everyone saying, 'The Juice is loose!'"

'The Juice' is here to give you a show you won't forget. Ultimo Dragon, your time has come and gone. Tonight, I'm going to teach you what the future of wrestling is all about .”The Juice” is about to flow!"

ULTIMO DRAGON: (The legendary Ultimo Dragon appears calm and focused, wearing his iconic mask with a sense of pride.) "Juventud Guerrera is a talented competitor, no doubt. But skill alone does not guarantee success in this ring. Tonight, I bring a legacy of discipline and respect. It's not just about winning; it's about upholding the honor of this sport."

"Arrogance can be a double-edged sword. While Juventud may underestimate his opponents, it can also blind him to the realities of the match. I'll use his arrogance against him – every move calculated, every strategy designed to expose the weaknesses that come with overconfidence."

"Tonight, I fight not just for myself but for each and every one of the fans. Juventud Guerrera, remember this isn't just about winning or losing; it's about earning the respect of your peers and the fans. Your arrogance may be your shield but tonight, I'll show you the power of humility and skill."

MATCH #5

Normal Match

Ultimo Dragon vs Juventud Guerrera

WINNER: Ultimo Dragon

Method: Submission

Finish: Boston Crab

MAJOR MALICE: (Adjusts his sunglasses, exuding confidence.) "Ben Eiteef, you're a beast, no doubt. But in the military, we face challenges head-on. Tonight, I bring the discipline, the determination, and the fighting spirit that comes with serving in the United States military. It's not just a match; it's a battle, and I'm ready for the fight."

"Ben's a powerhouse, but he's never faced someone with the tactical expertise of a military man. I've studied his moves, I've analyzed his weaknesses, and tonight, I'll use strategy to outsmart the beast. It's not just about strength; it's about outthinking your opponent."

"To my fellow soldiers, this one's for you. We bring the fight wherever we go, and tonight, I'm representing the whole military family. To the fans, get ready for a show of strength, courage, and pure determination. And to Ben Eiteef, you may be a beast, but in the army, we know how to face down any threat, no matter how big or ferocious."

"In the army, we adapt to the situation. Tonight, the outcome is simple: victory. Ben Eiteef, prepare to face a different kind of challenge, one that's been trained to conquer adversity on and off the battlefield."

BEN EITEEF: (Ben Eiteef smirks, his eyes focused and intense.) "I've faced all sorts of challenges. But a military man stepping into my world? That's interesting. I'm not here to disrespect the armed forces, but in this ring, it's about raw power, and that's something I've got plenty of."

"Discipline and tactics are great in the military but this is the world of AAW. It's not about strategy; it's about survival of the fittest. Tonight, I'm going to show him what it means to step into my territory."

"Get ready for a classic beatdown. Major Malice, I respect your service, but tonight, you're in the ring with me. It's not about rank or chain of command; it's about who can impose their will. I'm here to dominate, and that's exactly what's going to happen."

"My prediction is pain. I'm going to give Major Malice a lesson in brutality. He might be used to following orders but tonight, the only order he'll follow is the referee counting to three."

(The interview concludes with Ben Eiteef exuding confidence for the upcoming main event, leaving the audience with the expectation of a hard-hitting battle.)

MATCH #6

MAIN EVENT

Normal Match

Ben Eiteef vs Major Malice

WINNER: Major Malice

Method: Pinfall

Finish: Bear Hug