My WWE 2K18 Results: WWE RAW IS WAR (April, week 3)

WWE RAW IS WAR

April, Week 3, Year 1

Uniondale, NY

Tonight on RAW IS WAR, the most polarizing figure in WWE history arrives to the Attitude brand. John Cena himself debuts on RAW IS WAR tonight! Also tonight, one of John Cena's greatest rivals also debuts on RAW IS WAR. “The Animal” Batista is here!

WWE Champion, The Rock '01 comes out and addresses Chris Jericho's (his opponent at Backlash) comments last week that “Y2J” was going to beat The Rock and The Undertaker on the very same night. See, The Rock has heard this story once before because Chris Jericho has never shut up about it. The Rock and guys like Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H and The Undertaker all beat the crap out of each other all of the time but Jericho gets one victory and all of a sudden it's the greatest news of all time. Well at Backlash The Rock and The Undertaker are going to layeth the smackethdown on Chris Jericho's candy ass twice on the very same night!

D-Generation X then come out and inform “Rocky” that he is inside their ring, using their spotlights and taking up their TV time and if Rock doesn't move fast D-Generation X are going to beat the crap out of Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin on the very same night. Rock tells both of their “monkey asses” to step inside the ring and make The Rock leave.

Before any brawling can occur, Kurt Angle comes out and is disappointed at all of this foul language and non-exemplary actions taking put here with all of the WWE role models. DX tell Kurt to “role this” which only agitates Kurt further. Kurt says that his kids and a lot of other kids around the world watch the WWE and Kurt expects better behavior out of his fellow Superstars. Kurt feels like it's important for him to stick up for all of the children in the world and calls the children “Kurt's Kids”. Angle says that sometimes all it takes to instill good behavior is a little discipline and tonight Kurt Angle is going to be forced to discipline Rock and DX tonight. Rock tells Kurt that he's not going to lay a finger on The Rock.

The countdown clock hits the titantron and Chris Jericho comes out. Chris says that between The Rock talking about asses nonstop, DX's telling everyone to suck it and...”Kurt's Kids”, Y2J is going to have to be the one to beat some decency into all of these jackasses tonight. Rock calls Jericho David Lee Roth and tells him that he is a little lost because Van Halen isn't performing tonight. Rock then tells everyone out here to line up one by one by one by one by one and he'll beat the crap out of everyone out here.

Jericho interjects and reveals that he was just informed that tonight's main event is going to feature The Rock, Y2J, Stone Cold Steve Austin and a partner of their choosing taking on the team of D-Generation X, Kurt Angle and The Undertaker.

Match #1

Tag Team Match

Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay & Scotty 2 Hotty)(w/Rikishi) vs The Headbangers (Mosh & Thrasher)

Winners: The Headbangers

Backstage, Edge and Mankind meet up and re-connect. The reminisce over teaming up at ECW One Night Stand '06 as they ask each other if they still have their WWE Hardcore Championship (both introduced themselves as co-holders in 2006). They both actually have their Hardcore Championship with them and Edge says that he never leaves home without it and Mankind wonders why he's never challenged to defend it. They agree that it's because of fear. They are interrupted by a wild man screaming “FEAR?!” as the WCW World Heavyweight Champion '88, “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair steps in alongside a smirking Batista. Ric says that he doesn't need to introduce Edge and Foley to Evolution. Flair talks about his match with Edge tonight and how it's a #1 Contender's Match for Eddie Guerrero's European Championship but suggests to raise the stakes a little bit. Flair dares Edge to put his Hardcore Championship on the line to prove that when it comes to fear, “The Nature Boy” has nothing to do with it. Flair won't stop the wagering there though. He dares Mankind to put HIS Hardcore Champion on the line against Batista because Flair surmises that “The Animal” would eat him alive. Mankind says that Batista won't be doing much of anything after Mr. Socko has his way with him. Batista gets up close into Mankind's face who doesn't flinch. Mankind asks why they don't do this right now as Flair tells him that they need to get ready first because real champions do things on their own time. Batista puts his arm in front of Flair and says that he would also like to do this right now.

Match #2

WWE Hardcore Championship

Falls Count Anywhere Match

Batista '10 vs Mankind (c)

Winner and STILL WWE Hardcore Champion: Mankind! (Piledriver)

What an enormous victory for Mrs. Foley's baby boy! Here's Mick Foley who's simply become known more for taking punishment rather than gaining victories. And here is Batista who debuts on RAW IS WAR with a ton of hype behind him, ready to tear apart everyone in sight and “The Animal” falls to Mankind who delivered a devastating Piledriver in the crowd that would probably take anyone in this arena to the ICU.

At Backlash, WWE Women's Champion, Jacqueline takes on Lita for the WWE Women's Championship. Jacqueline says that Lita doesn't need the WWE Women's Championship because she has Trish Stratus and those two besties have each other. Jackie's only friend is the Women's Championship. Lita and Trish playfully challenge Jackie to a tag team match but don't mid settling for a singles match if she can't find a tag team partner.

Match #3

Tag Team Match

Jacqueline & Alundra Blayze vs Lita & Trish Stratus

Winners: Lita & Trish Stratus (Lita hit a Twist of Fate and two Diving Moonsaults on Jacqueline)

Lita has pinned the WWE Women's Champion, Jacqueline. This bodes well for Lita once again winning the WWE Women's Championship at Backlash. Can she do it one more time?

Big Boss Man wants to take some interview time to address the elephant in the room tonight. John Cena is here on RAW IS WAR and The Big Boss Man isn't having it. This is The Boss Man's domain and John Cena will not adjust any attitudes here. Boss Man is eager to show Cena a whole new reality of pain tonight.

Match #4

Normal Match

John Cena '10 vs Big Boss Man '99

Winner by pinfall: John Cena '10 (Attitude Adjustment)(3* Very Good)

Post: Boss Man offers Cena a handshake and raises Cena's arm. Cena has seemingly won Boss Man's respect. The rest of the locker room still isn't sold on John Cena on RAW IS WAR.

Edge is interviewed and reveals that he is competing tonight for an opportunity at the WWE European Championship

Match #5

#1 Contender's Match for the WWE European Championship

WWE Hardcore Championship

Non-Title

Falls Count Anywhere Match

Edge (c) vs Ric Flair

Winner, NEW WWE Hardcore Champion and #1 Contender for the WWE European Champion: Ric Flair

Match #6

Eight-Man Tag Team Match

The Rock '01, Chris Jericho '01, Stone Cold Steve Austin '97 & Eddie Guerrero vs D-Generation X (Triple H '98 & Shawn Michaels '98), Kurt Angle '01 & The Undertaker '98

Winners: The Rock '01, Chris Jericho '01, Stone Cold Steve Austin '97 & Eddie Guerrero (Stunner from Austin on Michaels)

NEWS

NEW CHAMPION!

Ric Flair has won the WWE Hardcore Championship!

MEDICAL UPDATE

Shawn Michaels has made a complete recovery from his injuries, and is ready to compete at full strength again!

MEDICAL UPDATE

The Undertaker '00 has made a complete recovery from his injuries and is ready to compete at full strength again!